Duane Was Once the Greatest Left-Handed Bowler in America. (Before the War)

My Head is a Work of Art

With all the businesses being closed because of the pandemic, I haven’t had a haircut in over three months. I trimmed my beard a few times in March and April. Then I said, “Screw it.”

Self Portrait

I feel like this right now.

Quit Your Bellyaching and Eat Your Kale

I mean really. Just stop. All you do is complain. “I don’t like it. It tastes funny.” Shut up and eat the damn kale already.

How I Survive Corporate Meetings

Here’s an oldie-but-goodie originally published in 2007. These were the formative times of the artist known as Doodlesam… before he had the courage to create his own art website… before he had the audacity to...

Pythonosaurus and the Albino Tree Babies

They might look delicious, but they are deadly poisonous!

4,832,144,871,495.25 Years-Old

I may be old, but I can still run! Too bad I can’t draw a dinosaur for shit, though. Looks like a snake.

Snyder Plays the Audion

And now… a little diversion from the doodles and drawings and very poor paintings. Here is a quaint musical extravaganza video for your cultural edification. Why do I so want to say, “Eddie Van Halen,”...