{"id":1009,"date":"2020-04-17T22:46:46","date_gmt":"2020-04-18T02:46:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.doodlesam.com\/blog\/?p=1009"},"modified":"2025-08-24T20:48:43","modified_gmt":"2025-08-25T00:48:43","slug":"quit-your-bellyaching-and-eat-your-kale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.doodlesam.com\/blog\/quit-your-bellyaching-and-eat-your-kale\/","title":{"rendered":"Quit Your Bellyaching and Eat Your Kale"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>I mean really.  Just stop.  All you do is complain.  &#8220;I don&#8217;t like it.  It tastes funny.&#8221;  Shut up and eat the damn kale already.<\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mean really. Just stop. All you do is complain. &#8220;I don&#8217;t like it. It tastes funny.&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1008,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1009","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-moleskine-sketchbook"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.doodlesam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1009","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.doodlesam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.doodlesam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.doodlesam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.doodlesam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1009"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.doodlesam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1009\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1322,"href":"https:\/\/www.doodlesam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1009\/revisions\/1322"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.doodlesam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.doodlesam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.doodlesam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.doodlesam.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}