{"id":1003,"date":"2019-10-01T19:01:00","date_gmt":"2019-10-01T23:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.doodlesam.com\/blog\/?p=1003"},"modified":"2025-08-24T20:47:42","modified_gmt":"2025-08-25T00:47:42","slug":"how-i-survive-corporate-meetings-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.doodlesam.com\/blog\/how-i-survive-corporate-meetings-2\/","title":{"rendered":"How I Survive Corporate Meetings"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Here&#8217;s an oldie-but-goodie originally published in 2007.  These were the formative times of the artist known as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.doodlesam.com\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Doodlesam<\/a>&#8230; before he had the courage to create his own art website&#8230;   when he was simply a mild-mannered computer programmer scratching out doodles in meetings.<\/p>\n<p>In other words, here are some old crappy doodles for your amusement.<\/p>\n<p>(Originally posted on the website <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bloggingsam.com\/heronflight\/\" target=\"_BLANK\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Heron Flight<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>I have a tendency to doodle while in meetings at work. Sometimes I do it just to keep myself awake. Sometimes I do it because most meetings are torturously BORING.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes&#8230; I get caught. My manager saw this first picture below in a meeting yesterday and asked, &#8220;Is that drawing of anyone in particular?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It was tempting to say, &#8220;Not really. But you inspired the dumb look in his eyes!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I swear that most meetings are unnecessary and contribute to the overall dumbing-down of our society. These doodles are proof of just how dumb some of us are becoming.<\/p>\n<p>(If you can decipher my handwriting, you may find tidbits of oddity here and there.)<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/20070308dudeWithFangs.jpg\" alt=\"20070308dudewithfangs\" width=\"635\" height=\"911\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6558\"><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/20060105tropicalIsland.jpg\" alt=\"20060105tropicalisland\" width=\"924\" height=\"629\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6559\"><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/indian.jpg\" alt=\"indian\" width=\"645\" height=\"781\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6560\"><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/20051122theFullMagilla.jpg\" alt=\"20051122thefullmagilla\" width=\"956\" height=\"996\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6561\"><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/anonymousSurvey.jpg\" alt=\"anonymoussurvey\" width=\"802\" height=\"855\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6562\"><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bloggingsam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/20051122plutoSOA.jpg\" alt=\"20051122plutosoa\" width=\"956\" height=\"996\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6563\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s an oldie-but-goodie originally published in 2007. 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