I Check My Phone Repeatedly Hoping You Will Text Me Back

Sometimes I obsess.

A Public Service Announcement from Doodlesam.com

Don’t forget to water your tree! “U.S. fire departments responded to an estimated average of 210 home structure fires per year!” (Click that sentence. It’s a link.) Use your noodle people! Only you can prevent...

When Jimmy Arrived at the Christmas Party He Realized He Had Forgotten Glen’s Gift at Home

Merry Christmas from Doodlesam! Don’t be forgetful and ruin the holiday like Jimmy the Stick.

I Used to Have a Pet Hamster. His Name Was Pancho.

I Miss That Guy. Pancho had it made. He had a nice pad. He had a sweet Habitrail suite. Prime location next to Kennedy Space Center. He got a lot of hamster babes back in...

Last Night I Dreamt that Ted Nugent Doused Me with Lighter Fluid and Set Me on Fire

Further proof that smoking kills. I am completely baffled by this dream. I’m pretty sure Ted Nugent doesn’t even drink.

Walk Softly and Carry a Big Question Mark

Ask Questions. Remember: there’s no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid people. Don’t be one.

He Who Doodles in Church Sits in His Own Pew

I’ve Got that Dissociated Migraine Feeling Again

I’ve Got that Dissociated Migraine Feeling Again Sometimes I feel separated from myself when the migraine condition begins to take hold. Eventually, I feel detached from the human race and often feel like my existence...

Evil-Eyed Jesus and the “Thinking Men”

“Thinking Men” Add Color “Thinking Men” add color wherever they present themselves. The world is not black and white. It’s much more nuanced. Don’t you think? Allow me to color your mind with this thought...

Accidental Frida Kahlo

I accidentally channeled Frida Kahlo. Accidentally channeled #fridakahlo – #doodle #drawing #pencil #eyebrows #mustache A photo posted by Doodlesamdotcom (@doodlesamdotcom) on Dec 3, 2016 at 9:47am PST

Artistic Choices [VIDEO]

A decision needed to be made while working in the art studio this evening. (This video is also posted on my other website.)

How I Survive Corporate Meetings

(This article was originally published on my other website in March 2007.) I have a tendency to doodle while in meetings at work. Sometimes I do it just to keep myself awake. Sometimes I do...