Even Though I’m Drawn in Grayscale, I’m Still a Pretty Flower
“A flower in any other color would smell as sweet.”
Migraine: Like a Hatchet to the Forehead [VIDEO]
Serendipity Makes it Possible Two serendipitous happenings made the video below possible. One gave me the technical ability to make the video. That was the receiving of a sweet little tripod for my iPhone from...
Look at the Size of Those…
Look at the Size of Those… I was going to say, “Openworks.” You probably thought I was going to say, “Breasts.” Didn’t you?
I Check My Phone Repeatedly Hoping You Will Text Me Back
Sometimes I obsess.
A Public Service Announcement from Doodlesam.com
Don’t forget to water your tree! “U.S. fire departments responded to an estimated average of 210 home structure fires per year!” (Click that sentence. It’s a link.) Use your noodle people! Only you can prevent...
When Jimmy Arrived at the Christmas Party He Realized He Had Forgotten Glen’s Gift at Home
Merry Christmas from Doodlesam! Don’t be forgetful and ruin the holiday like Jimmy the Stick.
I Used to Have a Pet Hamster. His Name Was Pancho.
I Miss That Guy. Pancho had it made. He had a nice pad. He had a sweet Habitrail suite. Prime location next to Kennedy Space Center. He got a lot of hamster babes back in...
Last Night I Dreamt that Ted Nugent Doused Me with Lighter Fluid and Set Me on Fire
Further proof that smoking kills. I am completely baffled by this dream. I’m pretty sure Ted Nugent doesn’t even drink.
Walk Softly and Carry a Big Question Mark
Ask Questions. Remember: there’s no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid people. Don’t be one.
